A radical alternative to the standard wood block. Give your single self a post-Valentine's day gift.

Bring bad design to justice with this visual enforcement kit.

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps.

Howdy just wants to be fed - keys, cell phones, loose change, you name it. Howdy is available in five distinct personalities, one is sure to fit yours.

Shown: Roadie Howdy

Hilariously irreverent "napkins-as-artwork" to spice up your living area and entertain your guests.

Limited edition of 100.

Read the name. We're convinced that there is no better way to explain this hilarious product. Kit includes thong with logo, 2 condoms, toothbrush with mini paste, and aromatherapy towelette. You go, ho!

Pun very much intended. Get two new best friends, and instead of barking and slobber you'll get crystal clear sound through co-axial speakers.

Available in black or white.

Four limited edition tin design collections from two very different and very distinctive artists - Shag and Gary Baseman - for one very distinctive brand of breath mint. Hint, hint.

Cultural opposites collide as Mickey Mouse finds his inner punk and reenacts the classic The Clash album cover.

No truer words were ever printed on a lunch box.

This pretty much eliminates every excuse you have for not getting out of bed in the morning.

He stresses. He strains. He puts forth superhuman effort to support a stack of your favorite discs.

What do you get when you replace words on public signs with the foulest of all the four letter words? You get this absurdly hilarious book. Our favorite: "Please Don't Fuck the Pigeons." Indeed.

Seriously, who doesn't want one of these? For the ultimate Pac-Man fan in your life.

Here at B | Jealous, we consider ourselves to be non-partisan. But this...this was just too damn funny to pass up.

A must read volume for all nirvana-seekers.

Own the piss-in-your-pants-funny 3rd season on DVD.

No more guesswork! Use the built in color guide to get your perfect blend every time. Available in coffee and tea styles.

Expect to see them on sale at the end of September.

You have to see it to believe it.